What would you like your cellular phone to do?

Felipe Gútiez wrote:

I would like my cellular phone to:

-open my garage door
-open my house
-pay the bus
-inform the police/medical service automatically if I am sick or kidnapped
-explain to me in my language what I want to know of a building, touristic place
-guide me to walk the most quick way through an airport or raylway station
-use it as a walky-talky in a big house, in a bus or in a car to speak with each other confortably
-send a message to someone whose car light is not ok
-inform me about the next place where I can charge my electric car
-open my car
-open my motocycle
-open my seeway
-open my postoffice
-switch my tv on/off and look for channels
-switch my computer on/off
-access my bank account in internet
-switch on/off with my fingerprints

Please give me your ideas...if you like