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Fourth ProZ.com Translation Contest: "Raising children" » English to Indonesian

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When my wife told me she was pregnant, I got that stomach-churning sensation that hits you on a plunging roller coaster. I was excited, yes, but... oh my God. Parenting was for, well, parents.

So here I stand, bug-eyed and sweating buckets like some poorly-drawn cartoon character, the question marks floating in the air around my head while I try to prepare myself for the complete care and responsibility of another living being besides my cat. I'm responsible for making sure this little human doesn't grow up and turn into a complete monster. If the child turns out a social moron-- my fault. If the babe can't find Luxembourg on the map, blame me for not providing a better education. They'll need therapy, and of course that will be on my head too. So many opportunities for wrong turns!

I remember the day my father sat me down and awkwardly told me about the birds and the bees; it was perhaps the most excruciating and embarrassing half hour of both our lives. I can't do that to another human being.

Maybe I'm getting a little ahead of myself here. I can do this, I say; I'll be a great father. My child will be reared a well-rounded, educated, upstanding citizen of the world, and he or she won't hate me.

And then I imagine the baby, still safe within the confines of my wife's belly, suddenly opening an alarmed eye as the thought enters his or her mind: "What if my dad just can't hack it?

The winning entry has been announced in this pair.

There were 5 entries submitted in this pair during the submission phase. The winning entry was determined based on finals round voting by peers.

Competition in this pair is now closed.


Entries (5 total) Expand all entries

Entry #1843
Winner
Voting points1st2nd3rd
123 x400
Entry #1265
Hikmat Gumilar
Hikmat Gumilar
Indonésia
Voting points1st2nd3rd
82 x400
Entry #1348
ErichEko ⟹⭐
ErichEko ⟹⭐
Indonésia
Voting points1st2nd3rd
402 x20
Entry #2168
Voting points1st2nd3rd
301 x21 x1
Entry #1741
Ian Forbes
Ian Forbes
Nova Zelândia
Voting points1st2nd3rd
1001 x1